Objective: To find locations to offer myself for adoption by both children and adults who are dealing with cancer in order to provide them with smiling and loving support. Experiences: • Presently available for adoption in 34 locations • 2004 Began a country wide journey across the United States to find locations where I can be adopted by other cancer victims or their friends • 2003 Provided love and support for a friend diagnosed with breast cancer • 2002 Began my effort to assist cancer patients by providing love and support for a friend diagnosed with ovarian cancer. • Appeared on television and in newspapers to help spread the word that I am available to help cancer patients Education: • Graduate of the University of Clowning Anywhere U.S.A • Graduate of the School of Difficulty Everywhere U.S.A. • Certificate in adoption University of the World Skills: • Can provide smiling support to persons taking chemotherapy • Can travel worldwide to show love and compassion • Can speak the universal language of love References: • Lemon-Aide's Friends, Inc., P.O.Box 1244, Moultrie, Georgia 31776 229-873-2419